just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

amelia-laelia:

Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

zach getting zinged by kathy griffin

"Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?"

Kanye West  (via asapkingsofparis)

fadedhues:

the #IfTheyGunnedMeDown tag is so important

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

zenpencils:

AMY POEHLER: Great people do things before they’re ready

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

HW